Pseudo BLT

From my Grandfather

2 slices of toast
mayonnaise
peanut butter
soy bacon bits
spinach
sliced tomato

Spread peanut butter on one slice of toast and add soy bacon bits.  Spread mayonnaise on the other slice of toast.  Assumable the toast as a sandwich with spinach and tomato in the middle.

Pseudo Pad Thai

1 pack Ramen noodles
1 egg beaten
1/3 cup frozen vegetables (I use peas and carrots)

ground red pepper
black pepper
1 spoon full peanut butter
soy sauce

Bring water to boil in a medium saucepan and add Ramen flavor packet, black pepper and generous amounts of ground red pepper to taste.

Add vegetables and cook according to directions.

3 minutes before the vegetables should be done add noodles.

Bring to a boil.

About 2 1/2 minutes after adding the noodles add the egg while stirring.
Once the egg is cooked, drain off liquid, then mix in the peanut butter and soy sauce.